July 2011
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Looking at other peoples' photographs
always makes me want to take more of my own. I’m leaving for work in a little while, maybe I’ll get something good on the way.
According to my possibly made up stats
People found my tumblr in part by googling the following terms:
penis push up bra
overdose de chocolate
marcus mojo
I am profoundly entertained by this.
Quoi?!
“ruzzdotorg said: are you going down saturday when they have the bands and stuff?”
I didn’t know about it, but I just googled it up, it looks cool, I probably will go. Thanks!
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I hate you, ice cream stealer
Ice cream maker, in my online shopping cart, ready to check out and buy it and make tasty goodness like I’ve been wanting to do for like a couple of years now. Try to find something else to add for free shipping. Go back to my cart, ice cream maker disappears. Go to item, OUT OF STOCK. You better enjoy that ice cream, bitch.
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Sometimes
I forget that I’m wearing my sunglasses. I must look like such a douche after the sun goes down.
New fact about myself:
I hate plots based on elaborate or catastrophic misunderstandings. I have no patience for that shit.
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Tuesday
7.45 - 4 hours of sleep, need to do laundry before work, can’t stop thinking about laundry. Vertical.
8.30 - the pounding headache I’ve been fighting for a week comes back.
9.00 - walking the dog. Neighbor dog attacks, I have to physically drag her away from my dog, sprain my pinky finger.
10.30 - burnt quesadilla for breakfast.
2.45 - sky goes black, rain’s definitely...
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A guy just asked my dog if he wanted to get...
That’s the kind of joke that will always sound better before you say it
Based on a conversation I had the other day, 10...
:: I think I’d always rather be lying down somewhere.
:: I don’t like being looked at.
:: I hate it when people post inspirational quotes on Facebook, but I’m guilty of doing it too. I never said I wasn’t a hypocrite.
:: I’m pretty sure I could kick ass if I ever needed to.
:: I secretly wish I needed to. Just once.
:: tumblr has given me a new appreciation...
Conversation I had with a co-worker
after everybody teased the boss about being old now that she’s turning 30:
Me: kay, I’m just gonna go home and cry now
Her: oh come on, it’s not that bad
Me: no, I meant I’m feeling pretty old
Her: wait, what?
Me: 34
Her: I never would have thought
Me: I know, I don’t act my age
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One of my relatives asked me to do a logo for...
emails were traded yesterday, outlines and time estimates and the whole nine. They said they needed it in a week, I said yeah, probably (if I work in every spare minute of off time).
Just now, I get a new email:
Hey, I found a clipart logo that works for now so if you haven’t started I think I’ll manage with this for now.
Yeah.
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Every time I'm in the store thinking about buying...
I always forget how they burned the shit out of my mouth the last time.
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Until this afternoon,
I loved living so close to the Stampede. I love my neighborhood being overrun by cowboys (because I love cowboys and gathering them all together so conveniently is like a present just for me) and being able to walk the five minutes up the hill to see the fireworks. I love how easy it is to get to the grounds and escape when I’ve had enough of the crowds.
However, the Cowboys tent, aka The...
"how can they get lost, downtown is small compare...
Why isn’t there a reply feature? That’s so dumb.
Anyway, they just didn’t seem like they knew where the hell they were. There were so many people just stopped in the middle of the sidewalk turning around in circles like they’d accidentally beamed themselves to Tokyo. I don’t mind giving directions to tourists, but Calgarians? I’m just embarrassed for them.
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Just got home
so tired, gonna make some lasagna for tomorrow. This schedule, it’s cool, but it’s also weird.
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I just told my co-worker a ghost story
and he visibly paled and went silent. Man, the Irish take that shit seriously.
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I'm staying home today
to do laundry and clean the house and cook and give the dog a bath and eat jelly beans on the couch and call my mom and hopefully, hopefully watch a thunder storm roll in. Things have gotten so much better in the last month and I’m actually happy about being able to use a day like this. Clean sheets, cold drinks, french fries and a good book. I think this is the relief kicking in, because I...
