April 2011
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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You know what stopped being funny about 20 years...
Making a ‘joke’ about heart attacks when presented with any food that contains bacon. Oh, cause there’s fat in it! And fat will make your body stop working! Hahaha, I just got it! *sigh*
Apr 29th
It took a lot of effort to get out of bed this...
I’m glad that I did, now that it’s done. I’m starting to feel like an idiot for trying so hard to stay positive and optimistic, but the alternative is someplace I’ve already been, and I can only imagine it being worse the second time around.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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I saw a picture of a slurpee
and now I’m drooling for a slurpee. I’ve been feeling ill all day and I’m sure a blast of icy sugar could only make things worse, but there’s a 7-11 three blocks away. Dilemma.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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People who say
that they don’t cook for themselves when they’re home alone because they think it’s depressing or a waste of time are: A. About as uninteresting as you can get. and B. Completely fucking afraid of their lives.
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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The other night at dinner,
I made a joke that I would push my grandmother down to get to french fries. The noises the woman beside me made hinted that maybe that was somehow shocking. “She’s tough,” I said, waving it off, “She still has her original hips.” It’s possible not everybody gets me.
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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"wow, do you think it flew here?"
“well, it didn’t ride up on no zebra.”
Apr 16th
You know what I could really use?
A version of Shazam for movies.
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
Apr 14th
New pet peeve
Authors who write that something fell or was tossed to the ground, when their characters are indoors. It’s called ‘the floor’! Where have all the editors gone?
Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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The best advice anyone ever gave me about cooking
was ‘clean as you go’. Holy shit, the amount of aggravation that has saved me. I made scones earlier and about ten minutes ago I put a meatloaf in the oven, because I’m feeling nostalgic and comfort food-y, and the kitchen’s already clean. For a lazy procrastinator like me, it’s an unfamiliar and more-than-welcome sense of accomplishment.
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
isellsoulsbythesideoftheroad asked: your pictures of Calgary echo the short list of reasons why I still live here. beautiful shots!

love holly
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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I would really like to know
why I have ‘She’s in Love With the Boy’ by Trisha Yearwood stuck in my head.
Apr 2nd